The Singular Sleep-Easy Climate-First IP Accord for Planetary Safeguards ("The Accord" / "SSC-IPA"): a globally deployable IP architecture, method, system and enforcement framework binding every patent grant, application, family renewal and post-grant continuation on Earth to a mandatory, verifiable, annually re-certified carbon-neutrality obligation, administered via co-licensing standing between B4Humanity IP and every national, regional and multilateral patent office worldwide (IP Australia, USPTO, EPO, JPO, KIPO, CNIPA, WIPO, ARIPO, OAPI, EAPO and any future patent-granting authority).