The invention relates to an excrement absorber. The excrement absorber comprises a cannula body, an injection device, a crushing device, a storage device and a negative pressure device, wherein the other end of the cannula body is connected with the injection device, and the injection device comprises a casing, a delivery pipe and a push rod; the delivery pipe is connected to one end of the casing, and the storage device is located on the lower edge of one end of the cannula body; the crushing device comprises a crushing head, a rotating shaft and a motor; the rotating shaft penetrates through an auxiliary passage of the delivery pipe; one end of the rotating shaft is connected with the crushing head and the other end of the rotating shaft is connected with the motor; the negative pressure device comprises a connecting pipe, a filter net and a vacuum extractor. The excrement absorber has the advantages as follows: excrement can be softened, the insertion position is controllable, the excrement can be crushed, softened and tiny excrement pieces can be sucked out, so that the smooth excrement dredging effect can be realized, the excrement absorber is simple and convenient to operate, can relieve pain of a patient, becomes a special medical apparatus product for constipation and has wide application prospects in clinical popularization and use.