The invention discloses an equipment data acquisition analyzer which comprises a protective shell, an adjusting groove is formed in one side of the protective shell, a heat dissipation groove is formed in the other side of the protective shell, a bearing seat is installed at the bottom of the inner side of the protective shell, the bearing seat is connected with a rotating shaft, the rotating shaft is connected with an adjusting sleeve, a through groove is formed in the side, corresponding to the heat dissipation groove, of the adjusting sleeve, and a heat dissipation sleeve is installed in the through groove. A dustproof net is installed on one side of the heat dissipation sleeve, a heat dissipation fan is installed in the heat dissipation sleeve, a supporting column is installed on the adjusting sleeve and connected with a partition plate, the partition plate is provided with a cooling groove, a water cooling pipe is installed in the cooling groove, the input end of the water cooling pipe is connected with a cooling box, the cooling box is provided with a miniature water pump, and the miniature water pump is connected with the input end of the water cooling pipe. The other side of the cooling box is connected with the output end of the water cooling pipe, the partition plate is provided with a storage battery, the storage battery is electrically connected with a charging jack, the charging jack is formed in the adjusting sleeve, the storage battery is electrically connected with a data acquisition module and an analysis module, and the data acquisition module and the analysis module are both connected with insertion ports.