A highly-simulative fully-automatic thoracocentesis and closed drainage computer simulated standardized patient relates to the technical field of medical education equipment. The computer simulated standardized patient comprises a microcomputer controller, a simulated human body model, a simulated pneumothorax capsule, a simulated pleural effusion capsule, a breathing exercise simulator, a thorax closed drainage bottle transparent pipe water column fluctuation and fluctuation adjustment simulator, an automatic voice alarm device, a micro water pump, a water tank, a micro air pump, a half-lying bracket, and a fixed plate. The advantages are as follows: simulation is highly simulative and fully automatic; by operating the keyboard of the microcomputer controller, liquid and air can be injected into the thorax automatically, and simulated pleural effusion and simulated pneumothorax are formed automatically; breathing exercise is simulated automatically; the transparent pipe water column of the thorax closed drainage bottle can fluctuate up and down with the breathing rhythm, and the amplitude of fluctuation can be adjusted automatically; the alarm is raised by voice automatically when a thoracentesis needle is inserted at a wrong position; and the computer simulated standardized patient can be used to train and assess the thorax closed drainage and thoracocentesis skills of medical students and medical personnel, and can significantly improve the teaching effect.