The invention relates to an intelligent microbial sample processing robot, and aims to solve the technical problems of low efficiency, high cost, high probability of germ infection of operation personnel and adverse effect caused by human factors and environmental factors when microbial inoculation is performed in an existing artificial scribing way. The intelligent microbial sample processing robot comprises a machine table, wherein the machine table is connected with a sample test tube automatic cover-removing upper cover, a carrying device, a sample test tube automatic oscillation device, a culture dish cover opening device, a culture dish pushing-out device, a culture dish clamping device, a scribing device, a test tube tray, a culture dish accommodating container, a culture dish recovery container, a barcode scanner and an infrared sterilization instrument. The intelligent microbial sample processing robot is widely applied to microbial inoculation, clinical, chemical, environment and other technical fields.