The invention discloses a novel rapid multi-parameter platelet functional analyzer. The novel rapid multi-parameter platelet functional analyzer comprises a multi-hole linked cup, a porous linked cup loading table, a diluting cup, a detection cup, a sample absorption needle, a sample absorption needle moving device, a diluent injector, a sample injector, a valve, an air pump, a waste liquid pump, a detection device, a control device and other main functional components. The invention also discloses a platelet functional analyzing method. The method comprises the following steps: the sample blood with equal quantity is respectively put into each hole of a special multi-hole linked cup; the multi-hole linked up filled with a blood sample is put onto the analyzer disclosed by the invention; the analyzer meters and detects the number and volume of platelets of the blood sample in each hole of the multi-hole linked cup, and finally compares and calculates the number of platelets in the blood sample in a contrast hole with the number of platelets in the blood sample in each other holes, thereby obtaining the aggregation ratio of the blood sample under action of different induced polymerization retarders respectively.