The invention discloses zero-VOC (volatile organic compound) quick-drying scratch-resistant bright black finish paint and a preparation method thereof, and belongs to the technical field of paint. Thezero-VOC quick-drying scratch-resistant bright black finish paint comprises a main paint and a curing agent, and the weight ratio of the main paint to the curing agent is 100: 5. The main paint is prepared from the following components in percentage by mass: 93%-96% of polymethyl methacrylate resin, 2%-5% of carbon black, 0.2%-0.4% of an anti-settling agent, 0.8%-1% of a dispersing agent, 0.4%-0.6% of an antifoaming agent, 0.3%-0.5% of a leveling agent, 2.3%-2.7% of a thinner, 2.4%-2.9% of an auxiliary material and 5.1%-6.5% of a curing agent. The finish paint contains no organic solvent, construction is not affected by environmental conditions, rapid curing can be achieved, a coating film is endowed with high fullness, high hardness and high gloss and has a black jade-like coating effect, the scratch resistance is obviously better than that of existing bright black finish paint, the coating efficiency is greatly improved, the product packaging time is greatly prolonged, VOC emissionis avoided in the construction process, and the finish paint belongs to a green and environment-friendly coating.