The invention provides methods for simultaneously detecting or simultaneously quantifying any combination of thyroxine (T4), triiodothyronine (T3), 3,3′-diiodo-L-thyronine (3,3′-T2), 3-iodothyronamine (T1AM), and, optionally, reverse T3 (rT3) in a sample obtained from a human. The method involves a simple, sensitive, accurate, and specific isotope dilution tandem mass spectrometry method for the simultaneous quantification of any combination of T4, T3, 3,3′-T2, T1AM, and, optionally, rT3 in a sample obtained from a human, e.g., in human plasma or serum samples. This assay is far more sensitive than previously described assays for thyronamines and allows quantitation of T1AM in human plasma or serum, including from healthy controls.