The invention discloses carbon fiber laser graphitizing sizing equipment and method. The equipment is mainly composed of a silk releasing device, a drafting device A, a gas seal end cover, a graphitizing furnace body, a coating machine head, an extruder, a drying device, a drafting device B and a silk collecting device. The devices are sequentially arranged, the gas seal end cover is fixed to theleft end of the graphitizing furnace body through a bolt, the right end of the graphitizing furnace body is connected with the sizing coating machine head, the side face of the coating machine head isconnected with the small extruder, and the drying device, the drafting device B and the silk collecting device are sequentially mounted on the right side of the coating machine head. An outlet of a graphitizing furnace is directly connected with the coating machine head, inert gas sealing on the outlet is omitted, and the use amount of argon is saved. An extruded sizing agent has uniform and dense texture and is tightly attached to the surfaces of fibers, due to sizing in the pressure environment, the skinning performance of the sizing agent is better than the soaking effect in a sizing agenttank, skin films on the surfaces of the fibers are denser, and the performance of a prepared composite is improved.