The invention discloses a nuisanceless green microbial pesticide for fruits and vegetables, and the pesticide is characterized by comprising the following components in parts by weight: 0.01-0.03 parts of bacteriophage powder, 0.01-0.03 parts of green muscardine fungus powder, 20-25 parts of coptis root, 10-15 parts of pepper, myrrh, myrobalan, 20-30 parts of marijuana, 10-20 parts of serrate chloranthus root, 15-20 parts of artemisia annua leaf, 20-30 parts of tobacco, 10-15 parts of phytolacca, 10-20 parts of radix stemonae, 15-20 parts of chinaberry, 4-10 parts of camphor, 12-18 parts of houttuynia cordata, 5-18 parts of andrographis paniculata, and 100-150 parts of water. The novel nuisanceless residual-free green pesticide for the fruits and the vegetables is a novel efficient, targeted, environment-friendly, secondary-toxicity-free, residual-free, pollution-free and nuisanceless pesticide which maintains ecological balance, is an important guarantee for realizing ecological agriculture, green ecological agriculture, and green enterprises, and has a broad prospect.