The invention relates to the technical field of tea processing and specifically relates to a skin-nourishing and breast-enlarging tea and a preparation method thereof. The skin-nourishing and breast-enlarging tea provided by the invention belongs to the field of tea processing technology. The skin-nourishing and breast-enlarging tea is prepared from the following raw materials: puerarin, pig trotter grease, sealwort, mulberry, grapefruit, walnut, avocado, red date slice, wolfberry, yam, longan, ligusticum wallichii, kiwi fruit, green papaya, goat milk, ginseng, calendula, jasmine flower, rosemary, carnation, roselle, rose, dandelion roots and burdock. The preparation method for the skin-nourishing and breast-enlarging tea comprises the following steps: (1) pre-treating raw materials; (2) mixing and frying till drying; (3) bagging and sterilizing. The skin-nourishing and breast-enlarging tea can achieve an excellent effect of nourishing skin and enlarging breasts.